Identical twins Milo and Elijah Peters are big news because in the new Bel Ami movie Taboo, they Do It. Including Everything and Thensome.

Yet Taboo is a misleading title. Though the sex in this handsomely crafted movie will get you off and off and off, it's hardly in the lurid, transgressive way the title suggests. That's largely because the heterosexual understanding of incest is DNA. It simply Does Not Apply to gay brothers, twins or otherwise. No matter what twins do together, they aren't going to beget any half-wits. There is perhaps some psychological concern. But physically? Go ahead, love thy brother as thyself.

The taboo element thusly defused, I can say that when it comes to trippin' with twins, Taboo will likely remain unsurpassed for a loooong time. Strange, though, that after an initial viewing, several friends and I asked, "Is that all there is?"

Perhaps it was director Lukas Ridgeston's simple steps toward sensation abatement. The movie's pretty laid-back, easy. The image has a slightly soft focus, and the environment is safe, daylight-flooded and comfy. The romantic (and fairly mushy) music has been built to soothe. The subtitles read a little formal; the whispered urgencies heard on the soundtrack must carry more passion than their hardly colloquial translations. But my ah-ha moment came when I realized my friends and I felt distanced by more than Ridgeston's efforts. We're just not used to watching twins. Our focus was divided because as we watched the twins have sex, we were also watching their response to it

and each other. Merge those two strands into one movie, and you'll find the twins much more tempestuous than you first thought.

They're young, cute (that snaggle tooth is endearing), and physically perfect – my god, the abs! And they aren't performing; this isn't just a paid gig. This is who they are – in love with each other, and eager to share. They're so happy to sex it up.

In the first scene, the brothers bring home blond, bodaciously hung athlete Trevor Yates. I like his sand-colored, clipped pubic hair, and I like his Speedo tan-line. The brothers are awfully hot for Trevor, and crawl all over him. They devour his cock, and Trevor fucks both. He's a little uninvolved, more picturesque than passionate. When he cums, the twins open their mouths to catch his jiz as it spurts out, and then their lips intertwine as they lick the remaining strands off Trevor's still-stiff pole.

Whew! I need a shower. So do they. So they're off to a huge, glass-walled shower room, where they clean up while playing with each other's dicks. Then it's back to the divan, for some turnabout sex – it's they who top him. Once again, they get really worked up, while Trevor remains professional, even aloof. Maybe he's just holding on for dear life. They fuck him, spit-roast him, and shoot their loads in his mouth.

In Scene 2, the Peters have a threeway with handsome, debonair Dolph Lambert. As soon as trou is dropped, the boys get hard in unison. It's uncanny. The scene is largely a replay of the preceding, but with a more beautiful top who is vastly more involved. And so happily horny that he smiles. Yes! a porn star who smiles and is still a butch top. Imagine. One twin gets spit-roasted, after which he's left with yet another overflowing, goopy mouthful of cum.

In the third encounter, the twins play with Manuel Rios and Brandon Manilow. I'd comment, but I gotta get to the final scene, in which the twins do it Alone Together.

First, there's a brief interview, in which they testify, "We're crazy for each other – there's a sexual chemistry, for sure!" The aforesaid chemistry is plenty obvious, as they playfully kiss and grind their groins together. When one starts suckin' the other, you want it to go on forever, because it's so pleasurable to sit there jackin' while watching such a fantasy beautifully lived out. It's a good thing they don't 69, or I woulda blown it.

Where will you blow? Will it be when they smooch? Or when they rim? Will it be when one whispers in the other's ear, "Do you wanna stick it in?" or will it be when the other actually sticks it in?

Will it be when you realize they're barebacking – something they do only with each other? Ah-ha, this is where you'll blow – when the fucker pulls his dick out of his brother's ass, wriggles forward til his cock strikes chin, and pumps a whopper load into his brother's mouth. And so the movie ends, in a double orgasm, each twin taking seminal sacrament from the other, and moaning, mouth full, in gratitude. www.BelAmiOnline.com